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21
Sep
09

@TaraMaes_Braids: Attack of the Hello Kitty Arch Angel

Punk Kitty AngelIn the Attic of the IOP Maison the lights completely go off and a powerful white mist beams down from the heaves. “Braids welcome. It’s like totally see you back home safe and sound. I iNappyam the Hello Kitty Arch Angel. We at Hello Kitty Heaven have been awaiting for your return home.”

Hello Kitty Arch Angel is bathe in angelic light. “We are here to offer you the opportu nity to become human until the beginning of True Blood season three. Do you accept? You do? Like that’s totally awesome! So yeah my job here is totally done. Enjoy being human!”

 
Dissapears and the lights come back on.
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19
Sep
09

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

 

Want to learn how to talk like a pirate? Visit the official site.

19
Sep
09

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

It’s Talk Like A Pirate day and here are some good pick up lines for the Pirate in you lol

 

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

17
Sep
09

Scream Awards 2009

Scream Awards 2009
You can vote once a day (I beleive). Show airs Tuesday, October 27th at 10pm est on Spike
Best TV Show – True Blood
Best Horror Actress – Anna Paquin (Sookie)
Best Horror Actor – Ryan Kwanten (Jason) & Stephen Moyer (Bill)
Best Supporting Actress – Rutina Wesley (Tara)
Best Supporting Actor – Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette)
Breakout Perfomance (Male) – Sam Trammell (Sam)
Best Ensamble – True Blood
Scream Song of the Year – “Bad Things” by Jace Everett
Best Villian – Alexander Skarsgard (Eric) 
 VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
16
Sep
09

@EricsLightTight Room

iBright's Room

15
Sep
09

Mah mama ans pops

Meets mah folks:

Celly

15
Sep
09

@were_quinn admits issa greatness!

Nevah lettins hims lives here down! *evil snickerins*

Quinn Tweet

Celly




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