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Team Tony

The nickname has spread! As the originator, @Were_Quinn has given me the position of Chairman [LIKE A BOSS] and @HoytsCell the position of Vice Chairman.  I am proud to present to you just a glimpse at the products that are going to be made and available to order to support Team Tony.  It is with great pleasure that I -with some inside connections- can make available these products to you and yours truly by the next fight. @Were_Quinn hosts friendly fight nights and we all know and support @Were_Quinn, so why not show it? Without further chatter I bring you the Fall 2009 Team Tony collection that will be made available to you as soon as the boxes arrive.

Who says we have to let Ed Hardy ruin what tigers mean to us! GO TEAM TONY!

The official Team Tony Fight Song is brought to you by none other than Survivor-Eye of The Tiger



Team Tony Fight Song

Team Tony Fight Song



Anyone willing to be a LIVE mascot at the fights please apply to me via DM on Twitter. [] Below is what your costume will look like.


The first 5 people at the next fight will receive this EXCLUSIVE box of Frosted Flakes


And the rest will receive these FREE stickers



So grab your kids…



And grab your pets…





and come show support for TEAM TONY!


Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!


…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!


Want to learn how to talk like a pirate? Visit the official site.


Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

It’s Talk Like A Pirate day and here are some good pick up lines for the Pirate in you lol


10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


@EmoEricNorthman Sents Us These Heres

*falls on das floors laughins* Merci yous @EmoEricNorthman!

From Emo Eric

Dear Beloved IOP,

It is with warm regards that I send this care package.  I hope you will enjoy these trinkets.  I hear some of these things are useful to humans… and it is my hope you enjoy the Abba karaoke as much as I have.  Wii sports is particularly exhilirating, as well.

Good luck with your human lives until next season.  Take care and be good to each other.  Please let me know if I can be of any assistance during your transition period.

Looking forward to your visits,
Eric (EmoEricNorthman – the sexy, emotastic version of the steaming hot Viking)

PS:  The condoms vary in size.  I wasn’t sure who was gracious and who was not.  *smirk*


Yous Inviteds Yous!

Don’t have a True Blood party? Want to talk to crazy people during the show? IOP invites you to a live chat in the IOP chat room.

Chat will start at 8:50pm est and runs until the end of the show. After we encourage you to head over to Talk Blood hosted by Dallas from Loving True Blood in Dallas and @SookieBonTemps. Make sure you CALL IN!!! It’s a special 2 hour show. Starts at 10:30 pm est.

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iSwipe moves to the Attic

I am an independent French girl, who needs her space when I am not with @EricNorthman I have a new room in the IOP Maison, in the attic.. I see it as the penthouse and not the storage space.



the kickin’ room

in the IOP house the kick is rooming with @Erics_Racerback and @Ericsexiness


this is my side of the room!


Want to become an Honorary IOP?

To become an Honorary IOP member please email iSlap/Eric's Hands with your charater name and Twitter link. Please note that all characters will go under a week trial period.

The trial period consist of your interaction with current IOP members and official True Blood characters (The Originators).

Please note that we will only consider requests from characters that are part of the True Blood show. Meaning items and/or body parts within True Blood.

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