Archive for the 'Hoyt's Cell' Category

08
Oct
09

Paintsballs ans Beers!

PaintballThese here issa fos das bros onlys. Much appologies chers. Wessa just needs us somes males bondins. Issa havins a paintballs fields puts ups fos das days nexts toos das IOP Maison, stratins das grills all days, ans havins ups Kegs delivers. Whossa with meh? All dudes welcomes. 7pm cst – IOP Maison.

15
Sep
09

Mah mama ans pops

Meets mah folks:

Celly

15
Sep
09

@were_quinn admits issa greatness!

Nevah lettins hims lives here down! *evil snickerins*

Quinn Tweet

Celly

14
Sep
09

Hello Kitty Arch Angel At It Again

‘Tis was the night after the season 2 Finale of True Blood. And all around the IOP house not a thong was starring, not even a butt.

Punk Kitty Angel“IOPs wake up,” boomed the Hello Kitty Arch Angel. Her voice could be heard loud and powerful all over the IOP Maison. “I come baring gift,” she snickered.

As the IOPs all sat in bed wondering what the heck was going on the Hello Kitty Arch Angel continued her speech. “As True Blood season 2 comes to an end, us at the Hello Kitty Heaven have decided to grant you being human until Season 3 starts. You shall keep your current names, and will continue your duties as items. For example iFluffy, you will continue to comfort Bill. Celly, if Hoyt needs to make a call you will do that for him. And so on with the rest of you. Now raise your hand who wants to accept the change? Oh a lot of you do that’s freaking awesome. I noticed iKick is not here but for the heck of it, and since he is human I’ll keep him that way.”

“We at Hello Kitty Heaven hope you use this gift to your benefit. And like that’s totally all. Bye.”

As the Hello Kitty Arch Angel made a dramatic exit from the IOP Maison, glitter-magic clouds and all, the IOPs started to shift their human forms. Check them out:

13
Sep
09

Mah news rooms

Couldns lives witha iSwipe. Issa has mah own rooms now

Celly's Room

Celly

11
Sep
09

@were_quinn At Das IOP Maison

Mister Quinn sure does love him das IOP Maison. Hessa was hangins out yesterdays in our pads ans has him way toos much funs. Checks it out:

09
Sep
09

Whossa Wans Free Shoes?

Givins aways a bunch offa @ericsblackamex shoesys. Shessa didns leaves meh room in das closets. Sos now issa makings mah owns rooms. Das boxes says Calvin Klein, Betsey Johnson, Carlos Santana, DKNY, Guess, ans Chanel. Issa donna knows offa cher shoes, but iffa yous wanna thems comes too das IOP Maison ans picks dems ups.

Clothes ares nextness.  Clicks on das Chanel signs bellows to sees shoes on mah tumblr.

Chanel

Celly




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