Team Tony

The nickname has spread! As the originator, @Were_Quinn has given me the position of Chairman [LIKE A BOSS] and @HoytsCell the position of Vice Chairman.  I am proud to present to you just a glimpse at the products that are going to be made and available to order to support Team Tony.  It is with great pleasure that I -with some inside connections- can make available these products to you and yours truly by the next fight. @Were_Quinn hosts friendly fight nights and we all know and support @Were_Quinn, so why not show it? Without further chatter I bring you the Fall 2009 Team Tony collection that will be made available to you as soon as the boxes arrive.

Who says we have to let Ed Hardy ruin what tigers mean to us! GO TEAM TONY!

“Team Tony 1″

“Team Tony 2″

“Team Tony 3″

“On The Prowl”

“The One & Only Tiger”

“The One & Only Tiger 2″

W “I Like The Things You Do”

M “Stripes” Jacket

W “Stripes” Jacket

Infant “Team Tony”

Y “More Than Good GRRREAT”

Y “The One & Only Tiger”

M Kicks

W Kicks

W D&G Heels

Tiger Wild Side Snuggie

Striped Socks

Go Tigers Foam Finger

Tiger Pom Poms

Team Tony Game Faces

Y Tiger Tail

Team Tony Hat

Post Fight Tiger Balm

TigerAide

Tiger Energy

Team Tony Fight Song

The official Team Tony Fight Song is brought to you by none other than Survivor-Eye of The Tiger

 

 

Team Tony Fight Song

 

 

Anyone willing to be a LIVE mascot at the fights please apply to me via DM on Twitter. [www.twitter.com/ericsidekick] Below is what your costume will look like.

The first 5 people at the next fight will receive this EXCLUSIVE box of Frosted Flakes

And the rest will receive these FREE stickers

 

So grab your kids…

 

And grab your pets…

 

 

and come show support for TEAM TONY!

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

 

Want to learn how to talk like a pirate? Visit the official site.

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

It’s Talk Like A Pirate day and here are some good pick up lines for the Pirate in you lol

 

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

@EmoEricNorthman Sents Us These Heres

*falls on das floors laughins* Merci yous @EmoEricNorthman!

Dear Beloved IOP,

 
It is with warm regards that I send this care package.  I hope you will enjoy these trinkets.  I hear some of these things are useful to humans… and it is my hope you enjoy the Abba karaoke as much as I have.  Wii sports is particularly exhilirating, as well.

 
Good luck with your human lives until next season.  Take care and be good to each other.  Please let me know if I can be of any assistance during your transition period.

 
Looking forward to your visits,
Eric (EmoEricNorthman – the sexy, emotastic version of the steaming hot Viking)

 
PS:  The condoms vary in size.  I wasn’t sure who was gracious and who was not.  *smirk*

Yous Inviteds Yous!

Don’t have a True Blood party? Want to talk to crazy people during the show? IOP invites you to a live chat in the IOP chat room.

Chat will start at 8:50pm est and runs until the end of the show. After we encourage you to head over to Talk Blood hosted by Dallas from Loving True Blood in Dallas and @SookieBonTemps. Make sure you CALL IN!!! It’s a special 2 hour show. Starts at 10:30 pm est.

iSwipe moves to the Attic

I am an independent French girl, who needs her space when I am not with @EricNorthman I have a new room in the IOP Maison, in the attic.. I see it as the penthouse and not the storage space.

the kickin’ room

in the IOP house the kick is rooming with @Erics_Racerback and @Ericsexiness

this is my side of the room!

My gifts to the new IOPs

Congratulations on becoming the newest members of the weirdest collection of freaky items on the planet! Here are a few gifts to you as my way of welcoming you all to the freakflag club! So dont forget to wave your freak flag high and proud!
~The hands.
For iFluffy, the latest in lint removing technology.

For iHole a true blood pillow and a can of spider spray

For iNail a case for you to rest in at night.

for iEmo manic panic in every color so you can match bills henleys

iFlip some cusion for between the toes

for iCheeks a sign to hang above your door

for iPlay a few outfit changes

for iKick a case to rock our favorite color

and  for iFlow because every beautiful man deserves beautiful tools

Welcome and fly your freak flag high!

time is my enemy

i came prepared for the tea party with my teacup human and lo and behold i missed it *sniffles* i do not like time zones! *growls*

Tea Party

Hello my fellow IOPs and New IOPs,

I am hosting a tea party for all the new IOPs and the original IOPs are welcome to attend. This because I have not met all of you and I am looking forward to having a long twitter life of many laughs with you all. So all of you newbie trubie IOPs come on out and play! The tea party is Sat 5th on twitter at 1230pm EST. Wear your best pearls and tea party hats and I look forward to talking to you all.