Paintsballs ans Beers!

These here issa fos das bros onlys. Much appologies chers. Wessa just needs us somes males bondins. Issa havins a paintballs fields puts ups fos das days nexts toos das IOP Maison, stratins das grills all days, ans havins ups Kegs delivers. Whossa with meh? All dudes welcomes. 7pm cst – IOP Maison.

Team Tony

The nickname has spread! As the originator, @Were_Quinn has given me the position of Chairman [LIKE A BOSS] and @HoytsCell the position of Vice Chairman.  I am proud to present to you just a glimpse at the products that are going to be made and available to order to support Team Tony.  It is with great pleasure that I -with some inside connections- can make available these products to you and yours truly by the next fight. @Were_Quinn hosts friendly fight nights and we all know and support @Were_Quinn, so why not show it? Without further chatter I bring you the Fall 2009 Team Tony collection that will be made available to you as soon as the boxes arrive.

Who says we have to let Ed Hardy ruin what tigers mean to us! GO TEAM TONY!

“Team Tony 1″

“Team Tony 2″

“Team Tony 3″

“On The Prowl”

“The One & Only Tiger”

“The One & Only Tiger 2″

W “I Like The Things You Do”

M “Stripes” Jacket

W “Stripes” Jacket

Infant “Team Tony”

Y “More Than Good GRRREAT”

Y “The One & Only Tiger”

M Kicks

W Kicks

W D&G Heels

Tiger Wild Side Snuggie

Striped Socks

Go Tigers Foam Finger

Tiger Pom Poms

Team Tony Game Faces

Y Tiger Tail

Team Tony Hat

Post Fight Tiger Balm

TigerAide

Tiger Energy

Team Tony Fight Song

The official Team Tony Fight Song is brought to you by none other than Survivor-Eye of The Tiger

 

 

Team Tony Fight Song

 

 

Anyone willing to be a LIVE mascot at the fights please apply to me via DM on Twitter. [www.twitter.com/ericsidekick] Below is what your costume will look like.

The first 5 people at the next fight will receive this EXCLUSIVE box of Frosted Flakes

And the rest will receive these FREE stickers

 

So grab your kids…

 

And grab your pets…

 

 

and come show support for TEAM TONY!

Hello Kitty Arch Angel At It Again

‘Tis was the night after the season 2 Finale of True Blood. And all around the IOP house not a thong was starring, not even a butt.

“IOPs wake up,” boomed the Hello Kitty Arch Angel. Her voice could be heard loud and powerful all over the IOP Maison. “I come baring gift,” she snickered.

As the IOPs all sat in bed wondering what the heck was going on the Hello Kitty Arch Angel continued her speech. “As True Blood season 2 comes to an end, us at the Hello Kitty Heaven have decided to grant you being human until Season 3 starts. You shall keep your current names, and will continue your duties as items. For example iFluffy, you will continue to comfort Bill. Celly, if Hoyt needs to make a call you will do that for him. And so on with the rest of you. Now raise your hand who wants to accept the change? Oh a lot of you do that’s freaking awesome. I noticed iKick is not here but for the heck of it, and since he is human I’ll keep him that way.”

“We at Hello Kitty Heaven hope you use this gift to your benefit. And like that’s totally all. Bye.”

As the Hello Kitty Arch Angel made a dramatic exit from the IOP Maison, glitter-magic clouds and all, the IOPs started to shift their human forms. Check them out:

Yous Inviteds Yous!

Don’t have a True Blood party? Want to talk to crazy people during the show? IOP invites you to a live chat in the IOP chat room.

Chat will start at 8:50pm est and runs until the end of the show. After we encourage you to head over to Talk Blood hosted by Dallas from Loving True Blood in Dallas and @SookieBonTemps. Make sure you CALL IN!!! It’s a special 2 hour show. Starts at 10:30 pm est.

Das IOP Frat House

Issa likes Animal House all ovah agains *chuckling* Sos as yous knows we has us an IOP Maison all thanks toos iSwipe. Das house has a large common room, and bedrooms where IOP memebers cans share. Celly & iSwipe are roomates and we have decorated ours rooms. Yous can doos das sames. Happy frat house! *chuckling* iSlap and iCheeks are nows roomies.

Celly

About IOP

Bonjour yous,

 

I wanted to take a moment to talk about Inanimate Objects Patrol or as we like to refer to as IOP. What is IOP? We at Inanimate Objects Patrol are group of body parts, electronics, and items that belong or are part of characters on HBO’s hit show True Blood. Some people say we’ve lost our minds, and OK yes that may be true, but we also love to have a lot of fun. When we get together is a sight to behold, and a guaranteed laughed out loud good time.  Yes it even boggles our minds how a hot tub and a thong talk dirty to each other, but hey in our world anything is possible. So hold on to your desk chair, couch, or floor because this is going to be a wild ride. Welcome to Inanimate Objects Patrol; Where anything gets animated.

 

Our mission is just simply to have a good time, and bring a few smiles to your face. I firmly believe that one of the biggest forms of flattery is imitation or interpretation and this is our way of doing that . Anything we do here is just for fun and is in no way intended to hurt anyone.

 

We like to have fun and share a good laugh. So if you are up for the ride, follow us on Twitter!

 

Au revior,
iCall

IOP Announcement

Just a quick note to let ya’ll know about a few changes that occurred in IOP.

 

Bill’s Wii is now Jason’s BT Truck. Code name iTruck.

Bill’s Hidey Hole is now Eric’s Light Right. Code name iBright.

Bill’s Bangs is now Eric’s Sex Appeal lol. Code name iNaughty. 

 

Merci,

Celly