These here issa fos das bros onlys. Much appologies chers. Wessa just needs us somes males bondins. Issa havins a paintballs fields puts ups fos das days nexts toos das IOP Maison, stratins das grills all days, ans havins ups Kegs delivers. Whossa with meh? All dudes welcomes. 7pm cst – IOP Maison.
Archive for the 'Hoyt's Cell' Category
08
Oct
09
Paintsballs ans Beers!
15
Sep
09
Mah mama ans pops
Meets mah folks:
Celly
Nevah lettins hims lives here down! *evil snickerins*
Celly
‘Tis was the night after the season 2 Finale of True Blood. And all around the IOP house not a thong was starring, not even a butt.
“IOPs wake up,” boomed the Hello Kitty Arch Angel. Her voice could be heard loud and powerful all over the IOP Maison. “I come baring gift,” she snickered.
As the IOPs all sat in bed wondering what the heck was going on the Hello Kitty Arch Angel continued her speech. “As True Blood season 2 comes to an end, us at the Hello Kitty Heaven have decided to grant you being human until Season 3 starts. You shall keep your current names, and will continue your duties as items. For example iFluffy, you will continue to comfort Bill. Celly, if Hoyt needs to make a call you will do that for him. And so on with the rest of you. Now raise your hand who wants to accept the change? Oh a lot of you do that’s freaking awesome. I noticed iKick is not here but for the heck of it, and since he is human I’ll keep him that way.”
“We at Hello Kitty Heaven hope you use this gift to your benefit. And like that’s totally all. Bye.”
As the Hello Kitty Arch Angel made a dramatic exit from the IOP Maison, glitter-magic clouds and all, the IOPs started to shift their human forms. Check them out:
13
Sep
09
Mah news rooms
Couldns lives witha iSwipe. Issa has mah own rooms now
Celly
11
Sep
09
@were_quinn At Das IOP Maison
Mister Quinn sure does love him das IOP Maison. Hessa was hangins out yesterdays in our pads ans has him way toos much funs. Checks it out:
09
Sep
09
Whossa Wans Free Shoes?
Givins aways a bunch offa @ericsblackamex shoesys. Shessa didns leaves meh room in das closets. Sos now issa makings mah owns rooms. Das boxes says Calvin Klein, Betsey Johnson, Carlos Santana, DKNY, Guess, ans Chanel. Issa donna knows offa cher shoes, but iffa yous wanna thems comes too das IOP Maison ans picks dems ups.
Clothes ares nextness. Clicks on das Chanel signs bellows to sees shoes on mah tumblr.
Celly
05
Sep
09
Hows issa becames Humans
There’s issa was meh howlings at das full moons; Issa was being meh a Were fos das night *chuckling* When Issa passes outs. Ans…
05
Sep
09
Issa humans yous!
Durings das fulls moons das Hello Kitty Arch Angel granteds meh 24 hours offa beings a human.
Mah first tasks wassa toos visits meh some Miss Jessica Woots!
Also neededs meh a Human names. Issa chose Dax. Pictures offa meh as a humans.
Hows yous doings cher? Issa Dax. Wanna goes behinds das Twittershades witha meh? *chuckling* Sounds all kinds offa goods is thinks. WOOTS!
Dax, aka Hoyt’s Cell
03
Sep
09
best rainbow tweets of the day!
IOP has brought out the Rainbow Flag and a lot of good free lovin’ is going around. I am still laughing at these two tweets…
@BillsWii @BillsRobe “Brokeback got us good, don’t it?” @JasonsNailGun @HoytsCell @Erics_DyeJob@JasonsChainsaw
@BillsWii: @JasonsNailGun “I wish I knew how to quit you.” (& @HoytsCell & @JasonsChainsaw & @Erics_DyeJob & @BillsRobe & @ericsidekick)
