Halloweens Costumes

Witha Halloweens these here Saturdays issa beens wonderins hows many adults dresses ups fos das night. Any partays? Tells meh what youssa dressins up ats ans I’ll tells yous mines

Paintsballs ans Beers!

These here issa fos das bros onlys. Much appologies chers. Wessa just needs us somes males bondins. Issa havins a paintballs fields puts ups fos das days nexts toos das IOP Maison, stratins das grills all days, ans havins ups Kegs delivers. Whossa with meh? All dudes welcomes. 7pm cst – IOP Maison.

True Blood Paper Dolls

In case ya’ll missed it, the awesome guys from Camp Blood finally brought us the Eric Northman Paper Doll! Woooots! Now you can have hours or fun making Eric do…whatever you want! I know cher calm down he is paper after all . Make sure that if you take pictures of any of the paper dolls to send them to the fellers at Camp Blood at buzz@campblood.org.

 

Merci Andy for your kick ass tallent!

Celly

Eric Northman Wallpaper

I made this a while back while I was having a melt down working on a site and wanted to share it with ya’ll  

(click on the picture to enlarge)

Hope ya’ll enjoy it!
Celly

Favorite True Blood Lines?

We can all agree that True Blood has some of the best one liners on TV right now.  Every time Lafayette opens his mouth I kick myself for not having a pen and pencil to write down his lines.

 

I can’t just pick one line as my favorite since there are too many to choose from. I can however say the one that sticks out said by Arlene “Bottom shelf! Bottom shel!”.  I about fell over laughing.

 

So here I am asking you to flood me with your favorite True Blood one liners. No limit, just keep them coming

 

Au revior,
Celly

Happiness Falls Yous!

Hates too sees summer go!

@TaraMaes_Braids: Attack of the Hello Kitty Arch Angel

In the Attic of the IOP Maison the lights completely go off and a powerful white mist beams down from the heaves. “Braids welcome. It’s like totally see you back home safe and sound. I am the Hello Kitty Arch Angel. We at Hello Kitty Heaven have been awaiting for your return home.”

Hello Kitty Arch Angel is bathe in angelic light. “We are here to offer you the opportu nity to become human until the beginning of True Blood season three. Do you accept? You do? Like that’s totally awesome! So yeah my job here is totally done. Enjoy being human!”

 

Dissapears and the lights come back on.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!”

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

 

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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

It’s Talk Like A Pirate day and here are some good pick up lines for the Pirate in you lol

 

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

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