About Us

What is IOP? We at Inanimate Objects Patrol are group of body parts, electronics, and items that belong or are part of characters on HBO’s hit show True Blood. Some people say we’ve lost our minds, and OK yes that may be true, but we also love to have a lot of fun. When we get together is a sight to behold, and a guaranteed laughed out loud good time.  Yes it even boggles our minds how a hot tub and a thong talk dirty to each other, but hey in our world anything is possible. So hold on to your desk chair, couch, or floor because this is going to be a wild ride. Welcome to Inanimate Objects Patrol; Where anything gets animated.

 

 

IOP MEMBERS

AIDS Burger  – In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe comes with French fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS – Code name iBuns

Bill’s Hot Tub – Code name iSoak

Cardboard Eric – I am the 6′ 4 cardboard replica of Eric Northman & I have corrugated fangs – Code name iCutout

Eric’s Black Amex – The one Eric Northman can’t do without – Code name iSwipe

Eric’s Hands – The hands know what the body wants! – Code name iSlap

Eric’s Legs – Long and thin, delicious as sin – Code name iStrut

Hoyt’s Cell – Imma Cajun-French cells phones. Hoyt’s cell phone an’ he’s das man. Mah Chere issa @ericsblackamex – Code name iCall

Lafayette’s Thong – I sit between two hot buns! – Code name iThong

Stalker of Eric – I hide in the bushes & stalk Eric Northman because I love him – Code name iStalk

 

HONORARY IOP MEMBERS

Bill’s Robe – Comforting Bill Compton since 2009 – Code name iFluffy

Eric’s Butt – Im a butt. I do enjoy a good rub every now and then –Code name iCheeks

Eric’s Dye Job – I’m blond, sexy and Pam loves to dye me. I’m also full of secrets – Code name iFlow

Eric’s Flip Flops – Empire of the Sun child. Cover Eric’s feet now – Code name iFlip

Eric’s Light Tight (formerly billshideyhole)  –I’m a light tight room for Eric Northman to sleep in during the day – Code name iBright

Eric’s Racerback – Eric Northman’s Racerback Tank Top – the luckiest shirt on Earth – Code name iTight

Eric’s Sex Appeal (formerly billsbangs) - You’ll love me, I’m his sex appeal – Code name iBang

Eric’s Sidekick – I can be found between 1,100 year old hands – Code name iKick

Jason’s BT Truck (formerly  BillsWii) – Code name iTruck

Jason’s Nail Gun – When Jason Stackhouse goes Rambo, I go with him and nail those zombie bitches – Code name iNail